Teach me the safe cross code/So I don't cross you again
If I'm ever not at home/You can just let yourself in
Tell me what you think of us/Are you a real community man?
Can you give me a moment of time?/That's my face on the side of the van

Thinking 'bout what you said before and what you said at the door confused me, oh well

Feed me another tortured soul/If that's all that you have left
Sing me your sad little song/Give us a feeling that's not contempt
E-mail me on the campaign trail/Fax your memos and don't forget
The funeral service starts at 8/The rural vote loves a good chat

Thinking 'bout what you said before and what you said at the door confused me, oh well

Teach me the safe cross code/So I don't cross you again
If I'm ever not at home/You can just let yourself in
Tell me what you think of us/Are you a real community man?
Can you give me a moment of time?/That's my face on the side of the van

Thinking 'bout what you said before and what you said at the door confused me, oh well

Feed me another tortured soul/If that's all that you have left
Sing me your sad little song/Give us a feeling that's not contempt

I wanna be like you! I don't wanna be an internt
I wanna be like you! Wanna run for local council
I wanna be like you! I don't wanna go on Job Bridge
I wanna be like you! See you at the next election

Teach me the safe cross code/So I don't cross you again
Let's just be clear on this/This election nobody wins